Terms

What Jevmaxxing is

Jevmaxxing is a public read of Robinhood Chain with a model attached. It watches the Pons V2 and Uniswap V3 factories for new coins, runs an on chain safety scan, counts trade flow, checks a list of tracked wallets, quotes a fill, and asks Jev four typed questions about the result. It publishes what it was told. It also keeps a book of its own: the desk runs the same loop on every launch and marks each call against the real curve price, and that book is on the home page and at the top of the desk. It is software and a website. It is not a broker, an exchange, a fund, a custodian or an adviser.

The token

No token has been issued. When one is, it launches fair on the Pons memepad: no presale, no private round, no team allocation, no reserved supply. The contract address will be published on this site and on the official account and nowhere else. Any address you see anywhere else is not ours. Creator fees from the launchpad are what pay the Jev and RPC bill and fund the desk wallet that runs the same loop in public.

Not financial advice

Nothing on this site is financial, investment, legal or tax advice, and nothing here is a recommendation to buy or sell anything. A verdict of buy is a model's typed answer to a question about a contract, printed for you to read. A clear WARDEN scan means ten measurements came back inside their thresholds, not that the coin is safe. You make your own decisions and you carry their outcomes.

Risk

• The coins. New memecoins go to zero as the normal case. The ones that pass every check on this site also go to zero. Assume any amount you put in is gone.
• No contract of our own. Jevmaxxing has not deployed a token contract yet, so there is nothing of ours to hold and no audit of ours to read.
• The chain. Robinhood Chain is a layer two. Sequencers stall, blocks reorganise, bridges have their own risk, and a transaction can be included at a price you did not expect.
• The RPC. The desk reads through public nodes. A node can lag, rate limit, or return a stale head, and a number on this site is only as current as the node that served it.
• Jev. The model can be unavailable, slow, or wrong. It reads literally, it is not a calculator, and it does not resist adversarial text placed on chain. It is one input, not a verdict from an authority.
• Your transactions. Every fill is a transaction you sign in your own wallet. It can revert, it can land at a worse price than the quote, and it can be front run. A minimum out is set 2 percent below the quote, which limits the loss but does not remove it.

Eligibility

You must be old enough to enter a binding contract where you live, and you must not be in a country or on a list where using this kind of software or trading these assets is restricted. If your jurisdiction prohibits it, this site is not for you. You are responsible for your own compliance and your own taxes.

No custody

The site never holds your keys, never asks for a seed phrase, and never signs anything. The only wallet interaction is the standard browser provider interface: it may ask for your address, ask your wallet to switch to Robinhood Chain, and hand your wallet an unsigned transaction. Your wallet shows it to you and you approve or reject it. Your watchlist is stored in your own browser and is never uploaded anywhere. Anyone asking you for a private key in the name of this project is stealing from you.

The veil does not change that, it extends it. A veil is a wallet your browser makes: the key is generated on your machine, encrypted there under a passphrase you type, and kept in that browser in encrypted form only. Our server never receives it, in any form, at any point. That also means we cannot get it back for you: lose the passphrase and you lose the veil and everything in it. There is no account, no reset and no support route that ends in a recovered key. Export the keystore and keep your own copy.

Third party rails

Funding a veil and leaving one route through NEAR Intents, which is not ours. Independent solvers compete to fill the order, and their quotes, their fees, their deadlines, their execution and their refund rules are theirs. We price a route by asking them and we show you what they answered. We do not guarantee that a route fills, that it fills at the quoted price, or that it fills at all. When it does not, the origin asset goes back to the refund address you gave, on the origin chain, and we cannot redirect that refund or recover it.

The route this site quotes today is the public NEAR Intents route. A confidential route needs a NEAR Intents partner key which we do not hold, so a confidential quote is refused upstream and the public one is what you are offered. The privacy properties of Confidential Intents are NEAR's claims about NEAR's own infrastructure, cited on the docs page with their sources and the date they were read. We have not audited them, we do not restate them as our own, and until we hold that key they do not apply to anything you do here. What a veil does today is break the link between your main wallet and a fill. It does not make the fill private: the fill is a public transaction on Robinhood Chain, both sides of a route are public, and timing analysis across them remains possible. Read the limits on the docs page before you rely on any of this.

Fees on the rail are the rail's. What a quote says you receive is after the solver's price, the relay's withdraw fee and the relay's platform fee, which is 25 bps on the unauthenticated route this site uses. Jevmaxxing charges you nothing for a veil, adds nothing to a quote and takes nothing out of one.

Jevmaxxing is not affiliated with, endorsed by, partnered with or speaking for Bitwise, NEAR, TypeSafe, Robinhood Chain, Pons or Uniswap. The Bitwise NEAR Staking ETP is named on this site as the regulated way to hold the network the rail runs on, from public product information, and for no other reason. Nothing here is a recommendation to buy it, no security of any kind is offered or sold through this site, and no tokenised share of any Bitwise product exists in this product.

Intellectual property

The name Jevmaxxing, the wordmark and the design of this site belong to the project. The Python files on the build page are published for you to read, run and change. Jev is a model made by TypeSafe and is their property; Robinhood Chain, Pons and Uniswap are other people's protocols and this project is not affiliated with, endorsed by or speaking for any of them.

Changes

These terms change when the product changes, and the version you are reading is the one that applies. If the token launches, if an endpoint is added, or if a rule in the desk changes, this page follows.

The ledger

The desk reads Robinhood Chain and Jev live. Fills are the visitor's own transactions, signed in the visitor's own wallet or in a veil the visitor's own browser holds the key to. Veil quotes are live calls to NEAR Intents and the addresses in them come back from that rail, not from us. No token has been issued yet. Positions are marked against the curve; no fill has been made. Fills by the desk begin when the desk wallet is funded, and this page will say so when that happens.